Friday, March 28, 2008

An Update

In regards to a previous post on licking door knobs, I felt my readers deserved an updated report. The young lad who fell prey to the great temptation of licking door knobs has been out sick the past few days. We're currently unable to do a biopsy on him to tell if his sickness had anything to do with a week's worth of door knob licking. However, it is believed (by me) that licking door knobs did play a part. But I do confess that I'm no doctor. He should be fully recovered by the end of Spring Break, back to school, and hopefully keeping his distance from knobs.

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